Q:im curious what happened in the special brownie incident
Hahah oh god cw: for drugs
But one time one of my coworkers brought in brownies and gave some to me after a night shift ( he was handing them out to everyone, which after the whole incident I realized half of the people I was working with that night where fucked beyond belief ) and I was like AW YE BROWNIES AWESOME and ate the whole thing
Now idk if y’all know that edibles are usually really fuckin strong. But they are. At least for me..
So of course after this fact I realized what they really where cause I was an innocent asshole 19 year old at the time. After eating it I was like shit okay I’ll be fine I’ll go home and take a nap before my dentist appointment I had that day ( which i couldn’t cancel within 78 hours or else id get slammed with a 75$ fee). What could go wrong, am i right?!
So I go home, go to bed, wake up 2 hours later and Cant. Fucking. Move. I was so damn high I couldn’t walk straight. I tried to get a glass of water and fell over in the kitchen. So laying on the floor I called my friend and said ‘dude you gotta do me a solid’ and she drove me to the appointment.
That was the most awkwardly hilarious dentist appointment I have ever had the pleasure of attending, coupled with the shittiest excuses for my condition like ‘I had bad subway’ and ‘I haven’t slept in 36 hours’ and let me tell u
If you’ve had the same dentist since you were 8 years old they know damn well if your high as a kite or not. We laughed about it later but oh my /god/
And that’s the story of how it was not only the first time I’ve ever had edibles but also the first time I ever got high lol